You Can Get It Anywhere

If you think sex is only meant to be had in a bed...YOU MY FRIEND HAVE BEEN MISSING OUT!!!!! Theirs nothing like having sex in a crowded movie theatre, on the balcony on a cruise ship in the middle of the ocean, in the driveway of a strangers house and so on and so forth. Lol!!! It just adds more excitement to the sex. The thrill of being caught or seen just gives you  rush like no other.

Next time you and your significant other are driving home from a movie, dinner, church, wherever your coming from...lol, either you pull over or tell them to pull over and just get it in. Sometimes you just can't wait, so...why not. Even in the house. R Kelly said it best "Sex in the kitchen, over by the stove..." I mean doesn't that sound inviting. Like I said, sometimes you just can't wait ;-)

Lick It Before You Stick Iit

Apparently this is a discussion among ALOT of friends. We all talk about it. HEAD WITHOUT SEX!!!!!!! Some people believe it or not don't like giving it. Smh. WEIRDOS!!!!!! Lol! How can you NOT give head before you have sex. Isn't it a requirement. It should actually be a law. Lol! Ijs.

Head and sex are like a package deal. You just can't have one without the other. Now their are sometimes you wanna just get it in and you just by pass it all together...that's perfectly fine. I mean do you!!! But if just something you feel you don't want to do,don't like doing or don't know how to do...you better read a book and take note. ESPECIALLY if your married or in a relationship...
that'll never work. Somebody is bound to get it from someone else.

Flashbacks & Aftershocks!!!!!!!!!

Your just sitting there watching tv then suddenly you get that sensation like your about to cum. All you do is grin, exhale and say WTF!?!? That's all symptoms of FLASHBACKS & AFTERSHOCK from getting some SEX!!!!!! The only cure is wack dick or pussy. That'll fuck up anything. Lmao! Now when that happens daaaaaayyyyyyysssssss later...you know that was some good shit. The only cure is wack dick or pussy. That'll fuck up anything. Lmao!

When it happens you just think to yourself "I wasn't even thinking about that shit". YOU weren't, but your body was. It has a mind of it's own. Lol!! I KNOW IT DOES!!! That's just indication that you need to get some more of that good shit ASAP!!! Would you agree? Lol!

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Can I Hit It In The Morning

Morning sex, mid-day sex, night time sex...who the hell can choose. But apparently some people have a preference. As for me...I'll take the morning sex to start my day off with a healthy breakfast of...SEX!!!! I just think sex in the morning can help those who aren't morning people. Lol! Midday sex, I don't know what that can really fix, but I wouldn't object to it. Of course sex at night is a stress reliever. You may have had a long day at work and the boss pissed you off so you go home and just let out your aggression on your significant other...in a good way of course.

I can remember when I was  younger and me and my boyfriend at the time would call out of work to just have sex...ALL DAY!!! That was thee shit!!! I don't even think we ate. Lol!  Note to self...but aside a day for some all day sex.

Face South, Ass North

69, Doggy(face down, ass up), Reverse cowgirl are a few we've all done. Their are thousands of positions we can all choose from. We all have that one position  that just gets us to where we need to be. For guys it's normally the last position you do cause you don't want to...well you know. Lol! From talking to my male friends the majority are a fan of doggy. They like when they see the females ass just bouncing back them. For females they like it because it all about positioning. A man can get in that position and make her see stars, fireworks, sparkles etc. ESPECIALLY if he knows what he's doing back there. Lmao!

We all have our preferences and dislikes. But just keep it interesting. Note to self  buy a Karma Sutra book. Lol!

I'm Bout To Bust

Sexual frustration just makes me always feel like I'M BOUT TO BUST!  Sex or maybe I should say cumming is definitely a drug. When I don't get it I go through withdrawal. I get cranky and become a major bitch, I get that uncomfortable feeling in my stomach a.k.a LADY WOOD and I just get flat out frustrated. I guess when your body is accustom to cumming however many times a day, week etc that's just what happens.

Is it just me or is it when you finally have sex you act like your about to murder whomever it is your getting it in with. God bless them. They just didn't know the torment you just went through. A.D.I.D.A.S!!!!!!!!

Dirty Mouth...Why Clean It Up

PUSSY, DICK, FUCK, BALLS are just a few words that I use on a daily basis. These are also words that make people uncomfortable. If that classifies me as having a DIRTY MOUTH, I'll just have to take that charge. That's kind of what makes me so inappropriate. But I love it..you do too whether you want to admit it or not. Lol! It's ok, I can keep a secret.

I use to think that I had a problem because all I think and talk about is sex. As a female I just didn't think that was normal. But the older I got the less I gave a fuck. I'm a proud card carrying member of the Not Many Fucks Coalition. Lol! This is just how I am. I love to make people step outside their little bubble and say the things they always think. It's ok to be inappropriately good. We all have it in us.

Women are taught to be very lady like and everything is rainbows and candy with us. LIES! Why can't a woman be considered a lady because she likes to verbally expressive. Yeah it maybe a little colorful, but hey...so what.  I'm 90% devil and 10% angel. I  think that's a great combo. What do you think. So ladies don't be afraid to add a little fire into you vocab. Believe it or not...some men love.

Take It Cause You Want It

Maybe I'm just different but I like taking charge in the bedroom. Not all the time of course I like a man to be a man. But sometimes I just want him to feel just as good as I do. So if I need to to take the reigns I will. NO PROBLEM. I don't  get those females that just lay there and let him do all the work or even those that ALWAYS wait for him to make the first move...KNOWING she's horny as shit.

Women can very much dominate  as well. Most woman aren't mentally prepared to do it though. Ladies theirs nothing wrong with pushing him down on the bed, unbuckling his pants, whipping his dick out and just going to work on it. Stop being such a prude and take care of your mans sexual needs, cause you know you want some dick...NOW!!!

Bang My Back Out

I love a man that can be romantic and make it all about me while were doing the do. The soft caresses, the kisses all over my body and all that lovey dovey shit. BUT...sometimes a woman just want you to pull her hair, wrap your and around her neck and BANG HER BACK OUT. Theirs just something about rough sex just tums me on. Sometimes you come out of it looking like you've been in battle. But sex bruises are good bruises. Try explaining those. Lol!

When a man can take control of a woan's body sexually with his aggression and strength is something that can make the pussy flow like Niagara Falls. It's a win-win situation for the both of you. The more a woman is turned on the more she'll be willing to be aggressive with a man and may try some new things. When it comes to sex I feel it's our job  to make each other feel comfortable. The moral of this story is keeping it interesting in the bedroom and don't be afraid to take out aggression sexually on each other ;-)

Lady Wood

Ok guys...women get wood too. Lol! Maybe not literally, but we get something. I refer to it as lady wood. What is is lady wood you ask...it's a little fluttering in the stomach, the pussy gets wet, we have to squeeze our legs together to suppress the feeling and we have to exhale because our entire body gets an out of this world sensation. It's the same when you get hard and your trying to hide it by pushing your dick down in your pants. Lol! You all may get it when you see a VERY sexy female walk pass and you immediately imagine bending her over and possibly banging her back out. Yeah...we know you think that shit. ;-)

We get it when you hug us and you scent is just so god damn alluring, when we see you looking sexy as hell in a suit and your on your grown man shit, when you touch out lower back and..ok, that's all I'm gonna give you. I can't give you all the secrets. Lol! But yeah...we get wood too. It's just internal.

Great Book

Make sure you check out "Diary of a 12inch Brotha" By: Dante Feenix on Kindle for Amazon.com. I couldn't put it down after the first few pages. It's an awesome read. Guys don't be scared to check it out too. You might learn a little something ;-)

But He Got A Baby Dick

Ladies...what would you do if you were dating a guy for months, you've never had sex with him and developed strong feelings, he treats you like a queen, you want for nothing, he has the best personality you can ask for in a man, your friends and family love him. But when that time comes and you guys have sex and you realize that...HE GOT A BABY DICK. Would you stay in the relationship and allow the feelings you develop to override the lack of sexual satisfaction? Would stay in the relationship, but cheat, or would you just have to end the relationship all together?

Honestly I would have to end the relationship. Is that shallow? Maybe, but sex is very important to me especially in a relationship. If I'm not satisfied sexually that leaves to much room for cheating, which is something I wouldn't want to do to someone. He wouldn't be satisfied in  the relationship either, because I wouldn't want to have sex with him. That's sounds harsh? Yes, but I know my truth and that's just what is.

Mind Sex

Have you ever been mind fucked?  You don't ever know you have til it's over. Now I'm not talking about someone talking dirty to you to turn you on. I'm talking about having a simple in depth conversation that just makes you take your mind to a place it's never been before. It's not the typical bullshit ass conversations you've had with someone. It's like a breath of fresh air. Your just simply sitting their across from the person and their just talking. But the more you listen to what their saying,  your body just relaxes, your mind doesn't wonder off, because their holding you verbally. You don't even realize that your getting turned on until the conversation is over, you exhale and you literally have to think about what the hell just happened. Then you realize...I'VE JUST BEEN MIND FUCKED!!!! #TrueStory

The Difference In A Touch

Do you ever wonder what is it about the difference in a particular persons touch? Theirs that one person that can whisper in you ear and your pussy just start dripping or your dick starts to jump. Yeah of course if your horny that can easily happen. But theirs that one person that just gives you that feeling in the pit of your stomach that you just can't quite put into words, whether you want to admit it or not. For a split second  when they touch you your body just shivers, you close your eyes and you squeeze your fist and exhale. The reaction happens so fast they don't even notice it. I think those are the feeling you feel when you discover intimacy. When you discover it...it's not even about the sex, it's about the connection. The mental connection. They have a control over your that you don't want to give up, but when you finally do...IT JUST FEELS SO GOD DAMN GOOD!!!!

Inappropriate Double Standards

I'm not a fan of  the double standard that society has in place for us. We all know that it leads us to believe that it's fine for a man to sleep with as many women as he wants and were all suppose to be ok with that, EVEN if he's in a relationship. But a SINGLE woman can DATE numerous men and she's automatically labeled a freak,whore, slut etc. Ii strongly believe that's all BULLSHIT!!!!! How is that even possible?!?! She's single though...he's not. It's ok for a man to sleep with a woman on the first date, but she can't!!!

Women are sexual beings just as much as a man is. Our sex drive is just as vibrant and eager, so why do we have to down play them because of what society says. SERIOUSLY!!! WHY?!?!